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U.B.C.S. (Umbrella Biohazard Countermeasure Service) Formed seperately from Umbrellas special taskforce, the U.B.C.S. is a rescue force comprised mainly of war criminals and exiled soldiers. Subdued patches are usually worn by swat teams, as opposed to the colored brighter patches worn by regular patrol. They have the same design, but are much less conspicuous.



Fantasy patch from the popular video game series and 2002 Sony movie

I've notice since 9/11/01 that everthing the government has been into the color alerts and thelaws that are new that are mostly taking away our cicl liberties as americans. So in the future of the vampire lives might not be aloud if people like george bush is elected to ruin more of our livlyhood and the way it looks we may as well be nazi germany which this country has fought and hate so much it looks like it'll be the 3rd riech all over again, so pull out your mustaches and goose the goosestep since the new based in shit government is falling apart and looking like nazi's. Sorry but this is what i see with this country.

Walking out and looking things over on a nightly walk i see a new fresh female victem to make into my feasting slave. Stalking her exsitance and pursueing her after the night gose on to bite down and feed off of.the scent of fresh blood in the air tells me she is about to be up for some normal mortal games of lust and sexual pleasure but not knowing what lies ahead of her in the rest of the night to come.

1. Your co-worker has eight body piercings and none are visible,



2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house,



3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation

in English,



4. Your child's third-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is

named Breeze,



5. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?



6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor,



7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown,

and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.



8. You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.



9. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?



10. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears



11. A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast,



12. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.



13. A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps, and

you don't even notice



14. The guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks' wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses

who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney,



15. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment,



16. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who

delivers your mail is into S & M, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag.



17. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?



18. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station:

STORM WATCH,"



19. You have to leave the big company meeting early because Billy Blanks

himself is teaching the 4:00 pm Tae Bo class,



20. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy

with their cells or pagers,



21. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early

to avoid all the weather-related accidents,



22. Hey!!!! Is Pot Illegal????



23. Both you AND your dog have therapist . . . and lastly,



24. The Terminator is your governor.

You Have The Right To Remain Silent And You Are Not Required To Make Any Statement Unless You Want To Do So Voluntarlly. Anthing You Say Will Be Used Against You In A Court Of Law. You Also Have A Right Consult With Your Attorney, And If Yuo Cannot An Attorney,And Have Him Present With You, One Will Be Appointed To Represent You.



You Have The Right To Swing First,However If You Choose To Swing First, Any Move You Make Can & Will Be Used As An Excuse To Beat The Shit Out Of You. You Have The Right To Have A Doctor And A Priest Present, If You Cannot Afford A Doctor Or If You Are Not Presently Attending A Church Of Your Choice, One Will Be Appointed For You. Do You Understand What I Have Told You, ASSHOLE?

1 Anal or not?



2 Do you prefer your women shaved?



3 Do you sahve?



4 would you ever let your woman shave you. or wnat to shave her?



5 Anal sex?



6 Who should cum 1st you or your woman



7 Diry talk during sex or not?



8 Use of chocolate syrup ect?



9 Are you circumcised?



10 Have you ever cheated on your partner?



11 outside or inside sex?



12 sex in water environment?



13 something yu'd really like to try/ or be during sex?



14 would you ever video tape sex?

All that style all going to waste,All that beauty but you never show your face.I'm gonna make my way to you,Knock down your door and walk on through. I'm impatient,times awasting girl if you give me an occasion. I'm gonna rise to it, you know i can really do it, i'm gonna rise to it. When you're lying next to me baby i can guarentee i'm gonna rise to it.

I gotta tell you what i'm feeling inside,I could lie to myself but it's true. Theres no denying when i look inyour eyes girl i'm out of my head over you.I lived so long believeing all love is blind but everything about you is telling me this time. It's forever this time i know and theres no doubt inmy mind forever, Until my life is threw girl i'll be loving you forever. I hear the echo of a promise i made when your strong you can stand on youown, But those words grow distantas i look at your face.No i wanna go it alone, I never thouught i'd blay my heart on the line. But everything about you is telling me this time it's forever.I see my future when i look in your eyes and it tool your love to make my heartcome alive,Because i lived so long believeing all love is blind.But everything about you is telling me this time it's forever..........................

1.) Patch $7.00 Each (SWAT Or Regular)

2.) Uniform Shirts B.D.U. $53.75 (Thats W/Everything Pening Size Price Subject To Change. for 2 or 3 xl add $6.00)

3.) Military Black B.D.U. Pants $30.00

4.) Death Wings $5.00 (Get Those From www.hmchonors.com No... 16118)

5.) Combat Boots (Get Them From A Army & Navy Store Or Doc. Martins)

6.) Deputy Sheriff Hat $20.00 (Order From E-bay) Black/White

7.) Gothic Sheriff Badge $75.00 (Gold Or Silver, Pending On Your Status)

8.) Gothic Sheriff I.D. Card $6.00 (E-mail Gothic Sheriff Your Info. Including your photo)

What If ...??????

If I were to show up at your house at 1 am, would you...? (Message me answers)

1. Fuck me?

2. Go down on me?

3. Beat it? i have nothing to beat next

4. Make out?

5. Nothing?

6. Hang out?

7. Tell me to go away?

8. Cuddle?

9. Smoke with me?

10. Drink with me?

11. Sleep with me?

12. Ask me out?

13. Make the first move?

14. Watch a movie with me?

15. Make me a mid night snack?

16. Take a shower with me?

17. Let me take control of you?

18. Let me tie you up and let me be the boss?

19. Tie me up and be the boss?

20. All of the above?



Send this to everyone on your list and see just how many people wanna do stuff with you